Was there a more annoyingly overrated outfit than G.E. Smith and the Saturday Night Live Band?
What the hell happened to Jeff Daniels?
Is there a cheaper and easier TV plot device than ripping off A Christmas Carol?
Now that the Cavaliers have a 3-game winning streak (and it will be 4 when they beat the Magic on Xmas Day) will all those haters shut the hell up about trading Ricky Davis?
Why doesn't BBC America just change its name to HGTVUK? I have a new show idea for them; it's called What Not to Watch While I'm Ground-Forced into Changing Channels. Would it kill them to show an episode of The Fast Show?
Do you really want to see a Super Bowl rematch between the Patriots and Rams? As long as the Pats win, I don't care who they play.
How hard is it for Eddie George to get one stinking yard? Mac-Nine's playing on a dead leg and Eddie ain't inspired? Please.
Does anyone else think Michelob Ultra tastes like Coors Light if it came out of a drink dispenser at Subway?
Did the girl who cut my hair the other day inadvertantly give me a Beckham? Actually, if I choose to gel it up that way, I look more like the drummer from No Doubt.
Why are traffic reports on urban radio stations more entertaining?
Why do people who fill in for Bill O'Reilly feel the need to swing even further to the right than Bill?
Is Air France spiting us by grounding flights to L.A., or do they know something?
Did you know I work with idiots? Does anybody come home from work going, "My co-workers are the smartest people in the world"? They don't even say that at Microsoft.
Wasn't I just home two weeks ago? It seems like two years ago.
This one is from my mother: "Who in the hell wants to watch that much Law and Order?"
Why would a certain book store chain (rhymes with Morders) put a book about joint custody in 'Psychology' as opposed to 'Self Help'?
I wonder if that same bookstore will see the footage of me blowing them a kiss in the 'Sex, Love and Relationships' section (monitored with constant video surveillance)? I was going to stroke my nipple, but there were people around.
I am getting together with the incomparable Brian and Slick this evening. There will be a post, complete with quotes.
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